Aajkal Ke Shaitan Bachche – Amazing Replies

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.

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Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom: You come and drink.
Boy: please Mom.
Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u.
Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. 😀

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Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL 😀

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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… 😛

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Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa: Bilkul marte the
Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..??

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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!” 🙂

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on Jan 19, 2014