Q. What do people usually tell a person with a Fit face?
“Phittey muh tera”.
Top Funny Jokes for Punjabi
Funny Punjabi Jokes
Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…
Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.
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Punjab Airlines..
Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?
Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi
Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???
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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-
“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”
“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Santa aur Teacher
Santa at his best..
Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet?
Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?
Santa: Chholle….?? ๐ ๐
Funny Punjabi Kavita
Assi dhoop samjhe, Oo chaa nikli..
Assi Sherni samjhe, Oo Gaay nikli..
Beda gark ho aena beauty parlour da..
Assi kudi samjhi oo to Kudi di Maa nikli!!
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Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi
Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…
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Punjabi Munda and Kudi
Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…
Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa
:[D :[P
Funny Santa and Parrot
Outside a parrot’s cage in a zoo on a board it’s written :
Parrot can speak in English, Hindi and Punjabi…
Santa decided to check this out..
He asked the parrot :”Who are you”?
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Funny – Driving in Punjab
DRIVING IN PUNJAB.
(1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”
(2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.
(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!” ๐ ๐
Honey SIngh – Blue Eyes
Blue Eyes Hypnotized Teri Kardi He Menu…
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I Wonder Inni Chhoti Dress Me THAND Kyun Ni Lagti Tenu. ๐