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01 Dec 2014

Anjan Ladka aur Ladki in a Cafe

Ek ladka ek ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur kaha:

ladka: kya main aap ke saath baith sakta hoon?
Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj raat tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti… !

sab log dekhne lage….. ladka sharminda ho gaya..

kuch der baad ladki uske paas gayi aur maafi mangi aur kaha: Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoonke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain…
Ladka (Chillaya): What…?? 10 Hazar ek raat ke bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar…

Sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage. .

Aur phir ladka aahista se bola: Ab kar Study HUMAN NATURE pe

27 Nov 2014

Husband, Wife and A Phone Call

Phone rings at night…

Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!

Wife (on phone): He is at home…

Husband (in anger): What the HELL??

Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!! 😀

12 Nov 2014

Hamari School Teacher

Kamal karti thi hamari school teacher…

Madam hamein kabhi bhi murga bana deti thi

Aur

Exams mein ande khud de deti thi..!! 😛

10 Sep 2014

Pooja aur Namaaz karne wale Tote

Ek pinjare mein kuchh Tote (parrots) ek Toti ko chhed rahe the..

Jabki doosre pinjare mein Ek tota pooja aur Dusra Tota Namaaz padh raha tha!

Malik ne socha: Kitne nek tote hain, Inke pinjare mein toti surakshit rahegi.

Usne toti ko nek toto ke pinjare mein daal diya.

To pooja karne wala tota namaaz padhne wale tote se bola…

“Utho miyaan Dua kabool ho gayi!”

18 Feb 2014

Santa: I know your secret!

Two friends Santa and Banta were talking…

Banta to Santa: There is a easy way to get what you want from people.

Santa: How?

Banta replied: Tell people you know their secret.

Santa jumps up and runs to his dad, “I know your secret!”
The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your mom here is $100.”

Santa then runs to his mom, “I know your secret!”
The mom said, “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $150.”

Santa then decides to try it on the mail man, “I know your secret!”
The mail man opened his arms and said, “Come, give your dad a hug!” 😀

14 Feb 2014

Sorry, I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbor..

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night,
I am using when you are not present at home,
Infact I am using more than YOU are using,
I confess this because now I feel very much guilty,
Hope You will accept my sincere apologies!!

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message…

Sorry Sir spelling mistake… it’s not wife but wifi !!

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