First Experience after marriage

A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them

“Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”

So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted

“NESCAFE”

and the next week the 2nd daughter text

“WILLS”

the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label

“fantastic till the last drop”

went to her husband’s pack of WILLS cigarette and read
“Extra long, king size”

she smiled and said “not bad for their ages”.

After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted

“Indigo Delhi Hyderabad”,

the mother then called Indigo airways helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi Hyderabad flight and they replied

“it’s 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is 75mins”.

Mother fainted

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Chintu hai?

(Boy makes a random phone call.)
Boy: Hello! Chintu hai ?
Girl: No.
Boy: mauka do, ho jayega. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Tring tring – naughty joke

Phone Rings…

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Tring

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Tring

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Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??

Girl: Nahi hai
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Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!

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Naughty Dubey Chaat Wala

Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli:

Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat..

Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..!

Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega!

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Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! ๐Ÿ˜€

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What are vowels?

Teacher: What are vowels ?

Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..

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Naughty Pappu aur Perfume ki Dukaan

Pappu perfume ki shop par pahuncha.. aur Dukandar se bola

Pappu: Aaj main girlfriend ke ghar dinner pa ja raha hoon…
Use gift mein dene ke liye koi perfume de do!

Ek parfume milne par pappu phir bola…

“Achcha ek aur de do, Uski behen bhi badi khoobsurat hai… use bhi de dunga.”

Thodi der mein phir bola:

“Achcha ek aur de do, Girlfriend ki Maa bhi abhi kaafi jawan hai, ek unhein bhi de dunga!
Bahut paisa hai unke paas, isliye sabko line mein rakha hai!”

Pappu girlfriend ke ghar Dinner par pahuncha aur jaise hi ladki ke papa aaye, wo sir jhukakar baith gaya..!

Girlfriend ne kaha: mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum itne sharmile ho!!

Pappu bola: Mujhe bhi kaha pata tha ki tumhare papa ki perfume ki dukaan hai!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Waise pappu jo lene gaya tha use yaha perfume se replace kar diya…
wo asal mein kya lene gaya tha, itna to aap khud hi samjh jao!

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Valentines Day Special Naughty Saas Bahut Joke

Saas – Bahu Ke Jhagde Mein suddenly…

Saas: I Have Carried Him For 9 Months.

Bahu:
Only 3.5 Kgs Na?
I Carry Him Every Night & he is 90 Kgs Now… Baat Karti Hai !!!

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A Guy used The Ladies Toilet

A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.. ๐Ÿ™‚

He sat down.. and noticed four buttons –
WW, WA, PP & APR…

Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER,
he loved it so much..!!

He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it… ๐Ÿ™‚

He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered… <3

He decided to press the last button APR.
Continue reading

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How fast can you fill the blanks?

How fast can you fill the words?

1) S _ X
2) _ _ NDOM
3) F _ _ K
4) P _ N _ S
5) PU _ S _
6) BOO _ S

Now scroll down:

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Answers…

1. Six
2. Random
3. Fork
4. Pants
5. Pulse
6. Books

How many did u get correct?

May God forgive your evil thoughts if u had different answers! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Bachcha Maa aur Pregnancy

Bacha maa se –
Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai

Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!

2nd day bachcha school se aate hue
ek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!

Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???

Bacha bola:
Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!

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Winter Special – Pati Patni

Husband roz ki tarah subah walk per gaya to dekha bahar bahot thand ho rahi thi…

woh turant wapas aa gaya, aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya..
Aur bolaa “bahar bahut thand ho rahi hai!!”

Biwi (neend mein) “phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai..”!

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