Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.
😀 😛
Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho
Narendra Modi ne ki Nawaj Sharif ko pehli saja…..
2 ghanta shapath samorah bithake rakha, na hilne diya na bolne.
Uparse baju main Manmohan ko bitha diya!
Baat kare to kisse kare !!!
In the mean time,
Rahul Gandhi to Sonia:
Mummy jeeta to main tha, fir shapath smrti irani kyun le rhi hai?
