Excellent Innovation in Indian Mobiles – Joke on Politicians

Excellent innovation.

Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set …

Concept: Make in India !

Say ‘Modi’ ….’Modi’ … twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

Say Singh Singh twice & it will take you to silent mode.

Say Arnaab Arnaab twice & it will swith on the loud speaker.

Say Kejri kejri twice & it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.

Say Rahul Rahul twice & it will switch off the phone.

Politician Jokes | Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Vajpayee, Kalaam, Narendra Modi and Marriage

Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation !

Maya, Sonia, Mamta, Uma & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb a nation !

Politician Jokes | English, Indian, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Breaking News from Modi

BREAKING NEWS

Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon

Modi says “Make In India”!

WhatsApp Jokes | English, Narendra Modi | Joker

Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits

Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…

Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!

—————-

Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…

Modi ji china mein hi hain…!

—————-

Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,

Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…

Modi ji election jeete the
ya
World tour ka package!!

—————-

For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON

—————-

modi in china funny meme

—————-

Modi-foreign-visits-funny-meme

Modi-shushma-videsh-yatra-funny-meme

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Narendra Modi | Joker

Modi ji ki videsh yatra

Modi ji: Secretary, batao aur kaun sa desh bach gaya hai ghumne ke liye?

Secretary: Apna hi desh reh gaya hai sir..

Bharatwasi chakit hain ki aakhir unhone
Pradhan mantri chuna tha ya Vasco DaGama..
Jo Duniya ki khoj par nikla hai!!

Politician Jokes | Hindi, Narendra Modi | Joker

Jokes on Modi ka 10 lakh ka Suit

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! 😀

———-

Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!

———-

Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!! 😉

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi | Joker

Obama aur Monkey Bath

Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath?

Even i was shocked to hear that?
Then i asked him why he is asking this ?

He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi.

.

.

Later on I realized that he was talking about “Mann Ki Baat”…. !!

WhatsApp Jokes | English, Hinglish, Narendra Modi, Obama | Joker

Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish

This is ultimate:

Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”

Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”

Yamraj fainted….! 😛 😀

Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Salman Khan | Joker

Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

.

Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

.

Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
Continue reading

Celebrity Jokes, CID Jokes, Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Ekta Kapoor, Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi | Joker

Manmohan Singh got confused

America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..

Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:

ki

“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Get New Jokes in your mailbox

Subscribe for daily email, and never miss out on most popular jokes.