26 Dec 2015
22 Jun 2015
Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set …
Concept: Make in India !
Say ‘Modi’ ….’Modi’ … twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.
Say Singh Singh twice & it will take you to silent mode.
Say Arnaab Arnaab twice & it will swith on the loud speaker.
Say Kejri kejri twice & it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.
Say Rahul Rahul twice & it will switch off the phone.
29 May 2015
Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation !
Maya, Sonia, Mamta, Uma & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb a nation !
17 May 2015
Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon
Modi says “Make In India”!
03 May 2015
Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…
Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!
Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…
Modi ji china mein hi hain…!
Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,
Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…
Modi ji election jeete the
World tour ka package!!
For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
Camera is ON
25 Feb 2015
Modi ji: Secretary, batao aur kaun sa desh bach gaya hai ghumne ke liye?
Secretary: Apna hi desh reh gaya hai sir..
Bharatwasi chakit hain ki aakhir unhone
Pradhan mantri chuna tha ya Vasco DaGama..
Jo Duniya ki khoj par nikla hai!!
06 Feb 2015
Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! 😀
Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!
Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!! 😉
17 Jan 2015
Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath?
Even i was shocked to hear that?
Then i asked him why he is asking this ?
He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi.
Later on I realized that he was talking about “Mann Ki Baat”…. !!
13 Oct 2014
This is ultimate:
Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”
Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”
Yamraj fainted….! 😛 😀
02 Oct 2014
Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!
Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
25 Jun 2014
America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..
Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:
“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”
Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??
Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.
Keju : Obama knows you..?
Keju: Any proof? Continue reading