Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…
Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
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Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!”
Top Funny Jokes for Manmohan Singh
Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish
This is ultimate:
Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”
Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”
Yamraj fainted….! 😛 😀
Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke
Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!
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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!
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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Manmohan Singh got confused
America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..
Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:
ki
“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”
Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…
Sabji wale se puchha:
Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?
Muft mein le jaa..
pehli baar aawaz suni hai teri!!
The God, A good news and a better news
God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:
1. President of USA Barrack Obama,
2. Chinese President Xi Jinping, and
3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh
“The World will End soon now,” God told them. “You must go and tell all the People.”
Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television.
“I’ve Good News and BAD News” he said.
“The Good News is that we have been Right, there is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World.”
The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message:
“I’ve Bad News and WORSE News,” he said.
“The Bad News is that we have been Wrong all along – there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending the World.”
The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and tells her:
“I’ve Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that God thinks I’m one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World. The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World…”
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