Maa Bolegi:
Modi ki tarah PM banna hai na?
Phir?
Rahul ki jaisi harkat kyun ki??
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Ab Manmohan ki tarah chup kyun khada hai?
Bol nahin to Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega!!
Maa Bolegi:
Modi ki tarah PM banna hai na?
Phir?
Rahul ki jaisi harkat kyun ki??
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.
Ab Manmohan ki tarah chup kyun khada hai?
Bol nahin to Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega!!
Agar aap ab ki baar modi sarkar sun sun ke pak chuke hain, to suniye kuchh naya…
Surakshit Kaale mere baal, Pagal ho gaya Kejriwal
Chyavanprash ho Sona Chandi, Nahin Jeetega Rahul Gandhi
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BJP’s tagline for this Loksabha election campaign is “Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar”.
And soon enough, there are jokes floating on internet on this tagline.
Just chose any line ending with “AAR”… and add the line “Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar” to it.
Here are few best we have for you.
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You must be knowing about Doordarshan’s “Gumshuda ki Talaash”
This video is on similar theme, Nice act by Kids telling what Kejriwal is doing these days!
After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Arvind Kejriwal !
Enjoy these
1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”
2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm
3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate
4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads
5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely
6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist
7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!
8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes
9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL
10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”
13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers
15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts
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