Excellent Innovation in Indian Mobiles – Joke on Politicians

Excellent innovation.

Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set …

Concept: Make in India !

Say ‘Modi’ ….’Modi’ … twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

Say Singh Singh twice & it will take you to silent mode.

Say Arnaab Arnaab twice & it will swith on the loud speaker.

Say Kejri kejri twice & it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.

Say Rahul Rahul twice & it will switch off the phone.

Politician Jokes | Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Jokes on Modi ka 10 lakh ka Suit

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! 😀

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Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!

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Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!! 😉

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi | Joker

Kejriwal: Sab mile hue hain

Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo

Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?

Patni: Daal Chawal

Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Kejriwal | Joker

Similarities in Linux OS and Aam Aadmi Party

Linux and AAP

Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.

Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.

Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.

WhatsApp Jokes | English, Kejriwal | Joker

Kejriwal Ne 12 Baje kiya dhamaal

Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..

Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?

To bola..

Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal | Joker

Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Celebrity Jokes, CID Jokes, Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Ekta Kapoor, Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi | Joker

Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission

Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..

Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga…

Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.

Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name
“MARS TINA HOTTERS”.

Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities…

Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..

Geelani = We want Mars free from India…

Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..

Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain.

And the best statement comes from pakistan

Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, Kejriwal, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Santa’s e-banking password

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. 😀 😛

Politician Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Politics | Joker

Kejriwal Batting ke liye taiyaar hai, lekin

Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain

1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga

😀 😛

Jokes, Politician Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal | Joker

Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi

Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.
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Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

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