Stage 1: Talk, talk and talk
Stage 2: Please talk to me
Stage 3: Don’t you dare talk to me
Stage 4: We need to talk..
Top Funny Jokes for JOTD
Mareez ko hua Nurse se pyaar
Mareez (Nurse se):
I love you! Tumne mera dil chura liya hai… <3
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Nurse (Sharmate hue):
Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya, humne to sirf Kidney churai hai!! ๐
How fast can you fill the blanks?
How fast can you fill the words?
1) S _ X
2) _ _ NDOM
3) F _ _ K
4) P _ N _ S
5) PU _ S _
6) BOO _ S
Now scroll down:
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Answers…
1. Six
2. Random
3. Fork
4. Pants
5. Pulse
6. Books
How many did u get correct?
May God forgive your evil thoughts if u had different answers! ๐ ๐
Cheenti in an Auto
Ek cheenti auto mein baithi.. aur ek per bahar rakha..
Driver: Madam per andar kar lo
Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai..
Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha!! ๐
Bachcha Maa aur Pregnancy
Bacha maa se –
Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai
Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!
2nd day bachcha school se aate hue
ek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???
Bacha bola:
Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!
Aakhir exams mein hi kyun padhte ho?
My mom asked me –
why don’t you study the whole year & study Only during exams!!
I replied: Beacuse…
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai… :O ๐
New Munna Circuit Jokes
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munna- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munna- English Me Bole To
WASHING TOWN”
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
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Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the !!!
Sardar ka mast jawab
mahila train se utri,
usne Sardar se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai?
Sardar hasaa, ๐ ๐
zor se hasaa,
zor zor se hasaa,
haste haste lot pot ho gaya..
aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola:
Pagli,
Ye Railway station hai…!
My husband is not your dad: Mom
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father.
Son: Mum, what rubbish!
How am I to deal with this?
Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are from different religions.
He is on the phone right now and wants to speak with his son, come talk to him.
Son: No I am not speaking to any one. My dad is the only father I know and so will that be.
Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.
Son: Ok, I will not commit anything.
On Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I am your real father.
Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh…
Dad! Dad! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Luv u so much Dad!!!!
I always knew there was something special about me..
Thank you soooo much mum.
You are the best mum in d world!”
Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha ;
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya ;
The Whole thing is dat ki bhaiya Sabse Bada Rupaiya..
Shuddh Desi Vichaar
No 1:
Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi hum hai…
Aur agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi hai Kyunki hum to achche hain na…
No 2:
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi…
No 3:
Agar koi aapko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho…
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao..
