New Munna Circuit Jokes

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.

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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munna- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munna- English Me Bole To
WASHING TOWN”

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
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Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the !!!

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on Dec 25, 2014