America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..
Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:
ki
“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”
Top Funny Jokes for JOTD
Sindhi ki Prayer
Ek Sindhi Bhagwan se Prarthna karta hai:
Hey mere 33crore Devi-Devtaao
Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye..
Bus Aap sabhi Mujhe 1-1 Rupaya de do. ๐ ๐
Oye Jokes Bhej
My boss installed WhatsApp
and texted me “oye Jokes bhej”
I replied “sir pehle ye batao mera increment kab hoga” !
Boss replied : “Mast tha !! aur bhej” ๐ ๐
Sardar Ji in a Bar
John, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a Sardarji at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The Sardarji looked at John and said, “Do you think he will jump ?”…
John said, “You know, I bet he will jump.”
The Sardarji replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
John placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on !”
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Mangalyaan Success aur Gharwalo ke Taane
Ab se gharwalo konaya taana maarne ka mauka mil jayega..
ki
Uthh ja beta, duniya Mangal pahunch gayi hai.
aur tu abhi tak iss mobile se chipka pada hai! ๐
Funny Facebook Jokes going viral on WhatsApp
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means…
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
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Why is Facebook such a hit ?
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Ladki aur Bhai-Jaan
Muslim Ladki: Bhai jaan zara hatiye..
Ladka:
Arey, confuse kaahe karti hain?
Yaa to Bhai bolo, ya phir jaan!!
Ladki:
Wo hamare mein pata nahin chalta..
Kab kaun sa bhai, Jaan ban jaaye!
isliye.. BHAI JAAN ๐ ๐
What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song?
What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song..???’
socho?
thoda dimag pe jor daalo yaar…
nahin pata?
main batata hun…
its
“Hawaa Mein Udta Jaye, Mera LaaL Duppata MalmaL Ka” ๐ ๐
Modern Bhikhari aur Dadi Ma Joke
Bhikhari:
Daadi roti dijiye.. khaane ke liye
Daadi:
Abhi taiyaar nahin hui, baad mein aana..
Bhikhari:
95 95 97 97 98
Yeh mera mobile number hai,
Taiyaar hote hi missed call kar dena
“Bhikhari rocks, Daadi shocks”
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Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost..
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Itna dubla patla aadmi!
Mera ek dost itna jyada patla hai..
ki machchhar bhi raat ko aakar usse bolte hain…
“Yeh le bhai, tu rakhle yeh khoon, padosi se chura kar laya hoon.”! ๐
Mantri ji ka Samman
Ek mantri ji Gaanv mein Sabha ko sambodhit karne jaa rahe the.
Gaanv ke pehle hi Unki Car ke neeche kutta aa gaya.
Kutta mar gaya aur saath hi Accident ke karan Car bhi kharab ho gayi.
Mantri ji ne driver ko gaanv walo ko madad ke liye bulane bheja!
Kareeb 2 ghante baad jab driver lauta, to uske gale mein dher saari malayein padi hui thi.
Mantri ji ne puchha: Tune aise kya kiya jo tera itna samman hua?
Driver bola:
Maine to sirf itna kaha tha ki..
Mantri ji ki car ka accident ho gaya hai… Kutta mar gaya!! ๐ ๐