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Disclaimer: These days, this message itself has become a chain message on WhatsApp and facebook 😀

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I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain messages to me in 2012 and still continuing..

BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS :

1- I stopped eating the tasty kurkure after I heard that it has plastic in it.

2- I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with Aids.

3- Forwarded hundreds of messages but still waiting for free balance.

4- I smell like a rotten egg since i stopped using deo’s because they cause cancer.

5- I also donated all my savings to a 7 year old poor girl who was about to die in hospital about 700 times.

6- Made 100 wishes before forwarding those Jesus, Mary, Sai Baba, Haunman, Mata, Money Bags pictures etc by now most of those ‘wishes’ are already married.

7. read and sent thousand messages on whatapp for its colour to change blue…red …..burgundy……lavender……..

Now if you don’t Like this message and share with yours friends in next 10 seconds, a Coconut will Fall on Your Head , while you are asleep!!