Funny Hindi Joke – Internet Family Introduction

Family’s Introduction!!!

A man from UP is introducing his family:

1. Ee hai hamaar biwi….. Google Raani… Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai…!!!

2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa…. Facebook Kumar… Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai…!!!

3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya …. Twitter Kumari… Poori colony isko folow karti hai…!!!

4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!

5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar… Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi…!!!??

Also Read: Ramayan with Facebook Twist

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Internet | Joker

if microsoft buys facebook

If Microsoft Buy Facebook
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First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”

WhatsApp Jokes | English, Internet | Aditya

Cheenti ka facebook aur twitter account

Cheeti facebook aur twitter par apna account open karti hai…

Lekin woh apna account ek din mein hi band kar deti hai.

Aisa kyon?

Kyon ki ‘pest control’ ki sabhi companiya usko follow karne lagti hai!

PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi, Internet, Twitter | Aditya

Please please forward this for me — haha

Hum roz bahut saare faaltu messages forward karte hain,
aaj yeh msg kisi ki bhalai ke liye forward kijiye…

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Aaj Main Kaddu kharid kar laya hoon, dua kijiye ke woh achcha nikle

1 like/share = 1 pray

Thanks for heping me 🙂

PumpkinFace

Jokes | Hindi, Internet | Joker

Karagre Vaste Laxmi – Modern Version

Kalyug version of Karagre Vaste Laxmi

Karagre vaste Android
Karmadhye whatsapp
Karmoole tu facebookam
Prabhate mobile darshanam!

Jokes | Hindi, Internet | Joker

Real reason behind facebook buying whatsapp

The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp

Recently Whatsapp sent message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: “Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy whatsapp now.”

Zuckerberg took it way too seriously. 😀 😛

WhatsApp Jokes | English, Facebook, Internet | Joker

Santa ne ki Bachcha dhoondne mein help

Santa: Mere padosi ka bachcha gum ho gaya!

Banta: Phir kya kiya?

Santa: Maine bola, Google par search kar lo, mil jaaye to download kar lena! 😛

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, Internet | Joker

Ladki ne Ladke ko kiya Unfriend

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko facebook mein unfriend kar diya.

Ladke ko jab pata chala usne ladki ko message bheja: Tumne mujhe friends list se kyun nikala?

Ladki: Kyunki tum gande ladke ho!

Ladka: Main ganda??!! wo kaise?

Ladki: Ek mahine se tumhe facebook mein dekh rahi hoon, tumhari profile picture se pata chalta hai ku tumne kapde change nahin kiye, Roj unhi kapdo mein dikhayi dete ho!!

Ladka: Achcha hua iss bewakoof ne khud hi mujhe nikal diya 😛

Jokes | Facebook, Hindi, Internet | Joker

New Generation Wedding

Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married?

Boy: Yes!

Girl: Yes!

Priest: Congratulations !! Your profile has been updated successfully.
You are now Husband and Wife.
You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to “Tag Me”

Jokes | English, Internet | Joker

Kids and BBM PIN

21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.

1st kid: What does that mean?

2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…

Jokes | English, Internet, Kids | Joker

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