Wish you all very happy Dassehra.
Kill all the Ra.One and Raavan in your life.
Be the Raawan you always wanted to be ๐
And on serious note… kill the demon in YOU!
Burai par achchai ki jeet ke is parv ki aap sabhi ko Hardik Shubhkamnayein, Subh Dashehra!
Happy Dashahra.
Interviewer: Let me check ur english
tell me d opposite of good.?
Santa: Bad…….
Interviewer: Come
Santa: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Santa: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI??????????
Santa: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Santa: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Santa: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Santa: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Santa: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Santa: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr rr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Santa: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Santa: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra ra… hayo rabba!! ๐
SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY
A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide.
Librarian looks at him
and says…
O Bhai, wapas kaun karega?
๐ :LOL
Height of pressure in Corporates
Company ka employee toilet gaya
Andar ja kar baitha,
to dekha samne deewar par likha tha…
‘Itna zor agar business par deta, to target pura hota’
๐ :-[D
Ek ladka tha,
Uska naam tha Gopal
but every one used to call him “opal”
Where is the “G” missin?
socho?
arey socho yaar…
“G” is taken by Kailash Kher
Tere naam se ‘G’ loo.. tere naam se mar jaaun…
๐ ๐
Teacher: Why r u stressed?
Did you forget your
roll no?
pen?
calculator?
Santa: oye chup karja…
Itthe main galat subject di parchi le aaya,
aur tenu pen pencil di padi hai!!
๐ :-p
Height of TV Ads:
Villan tryIng To Rape a Gal
bUt DreSs Button was not opening!
Background Voice
“Apki maa behn ki izzat ka rakhwala
Sanjay buttons”
Good teacher is that who suggests you during exams to work hard.
But best teacher is that who tells you in exams…
“kanjro, parchiyaan chaab jaao, flying aa gayi”!
๐