Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui.
Par kyun?
Kyunki, Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khate pakde gaye!!
aur kehne lage: Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hain π
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Top Funny Jokes for Hindi
Shadi-shuda aadmi ki haalat
Relationship status for married men….
dhobi ka kutta
Na ex- ka..
Na next ka..
Pappu ki Plastic Surgery
Pappu: Doctor sahab, Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega?
Doctor: 50 Hazaar
Pappu: Agar plastic hum de dein to?
Doctor: (Gusse se).. Saare pighla ke chipka bhi lena!
Husband aur Intelligent Biwi
Raat mein pati ko patni ne milk diya…
Pati doodh taste karte hi bola: Yeh kaisa doodh hai?
Patni boli:
Wo kesar khatam ho gaya tha,
to maine “Vimal Paan Masala” daal diya…
Iske daane daane mein hai… kesar ka dam! isiliye!!! π
Chor aur Santa ka Mobile
Ek chor santa ka mobile le kar bhag raha tha.
Santa: bhaag saale bhag…
bhag..
aur bhaag
Kal kya karega?
Charger to mere pass hai. π π
Pati Patni ki Ladai ka Gawah
Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?
Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.
Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho?
Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!
Ishq wali funny shayari
Ishq mein hum tumhe kya batayein
Kis kadar chot khaaye hue hain…
Kal maara tha baap ne uske…
Aaj bhaiya bhi aaye hue hain!!
Alia ki tokri, Aur Rahul baba ka dimaag
Alia Bhatt to Rahul :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .
Rahul Gandhi :- Arey koi HINT TO De!! π π
Vacations – In India and foreign
Vacations in other countries!!!!
Fishing
Camping
Trekking
Vacations in India!!!
Chalo
mama ke ghar !
Garmi ki chhutti nana-nani ke yaha bitayenge π
Latest new funny PJs (Poor Jokes)
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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No claps please!
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Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of ‘Tali-ban’!
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What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?
Bujurg Khalifa!
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How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)
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How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)
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Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
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Biwi market se kya laayi!
Biwi market se lauti
Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.
Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain!!