Santa na ek college khola,
Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo,
Nahi pata?
Naam Tha…
Women’s College for Boys.
Top Funny Jokes for Hindi
Husband Wife takrar
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ringtone hoti,
Main har haftay tumhe change karta.
Chaube ji ko lage dast
Chaube ji ko dast lag gaye…
Wo doctor ko dikhane gaye..
Doctor ne kaha Nimbu ka istemaal karo!
2 din baad…
Doctor: Ab dast kaise hain?
Chaube ji: Nimbu hatate hi phir shuru ho jaate hain!!
Student ki Bhagwan se baatein
Student to God:
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.
After the exam…
God:
Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi… 😀
Bachche ko lagi Potty
1 Baccha potty karne khule mein gaya
Waha ek Suar (pig) baitha tha
Suar ko dekhkar Baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga
Yeh dekh, Suar chillaya
“Saadda Haqq
Etthe Rakkhh…” 😉
High of confidence in Gujarat
Gujarat mein daru par ban hai..
Fir bhi
Raste pe board par likha hota hai
“Don’t Drink And Drive”
😀
Kya kya bana leti hai aapki beti
Ladke wale: Kya kya bana leti hai aap ki beti?
Ladki wale: Ab kya tareef karein… yeh selfie lete samay 25 alag alag tarah ke muh bana leti hai!
Rahul Gandhi and Nestle Case
BREAKING NEWS…
Sonia Gandhi ne kara Nestle par case
Kaha… Maggi ki wajah se nahin ho paya Rahul ke dimaag ka vikaas!! 😀
Funny Maggi Jokes trending on WhatsApp
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi..
Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!!
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Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main?
Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo..
warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!!
Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna 🙁
Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai
Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!
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Hostel me rehne wale bachcho ke dard ko samjhte hue
Baba Ramdev ‘Desi Maggi’ launch kar sakte hain…
Mauka hai aur dastoor bhi!!
Desi maggi ka naam ‘Patanjali Namkeen Sivaiya’
Ya
‘Sivaiyaa, Sab bhookho ki maiya’ hoga!
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BREAKING NEWS:
After the ban on Maggi,
90% girls on matrimony sites removed ‘Cooking’ as a Hobby/expertise!
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Maggi tak to theek hai,
But kisi ne poha-jalebi par rok lagayi, to dange ho jaayenge
Aur kisi ne kota ki kachori pe rok lagane ki sochi, to Yuddh ho jayega!
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Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh
Dono ke beech samaantayein:-
1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!
2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.
3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.
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Roye wo iss kadar
Roye wo iss kadar
unki laash se lipat kar
Ki Laash khud uthh kar boli
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“Le tu mar ja pehle,
Upar hi chadhe ja raha hai Itni Garmi mein..”