Doctor aur Sharab ka ilaaz

Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?

Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi..

Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, Sharabi | Joker

Funny Shayari – Gaal par kiss

Agar Raat ko koi chahat ki had kar de,
mohabbat se aapke gaal par kiss kar de,
or Aapko karwat Badalne par majbur kar de
To yakeen karo ki wo machchhar hi hoga!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Bandiya aur Selfie

Height of Selfie…

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

Wife : Mall mein gayi thi, shopping karne.

Husband : Kya kya liya?

Wife : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.

Husband Wife Jokes | Hindi, Selfie | Joker

Funny bollywood PJ

Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…

Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?

Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! 😀

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Sardar on call

Sardar dials a number

a Girl answered….

Sardar: Hello… kaun?

Girl: Main Seeta…

Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!!

:[P :[D

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Indian, Sardar | Joker

Tum hi ho meri zindagi

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur…

Wife: Aur kya?

tell me aur kya…. ?

Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?

Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par 🙁

:[P :[D

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Zindagi | Joker

The Brilliant Sardar

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…

How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. 😀

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Baby, where are you?

GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena 🙂

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Yeh 5 bachche padhai nahin karne dete

Wo Konse 5 Bachche Hain
Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din Awaragardi Karte Hain
aur Na Khud Padhte Hain Na
Doosron Ko Padhne Dete Hein…

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Nobita, Shuzuka, Jiyan, Sunio
Aur Wo Kamina..
Doremon!

WhatsApp Jokes | Cartoon, Hindi | Joker

Maggi aur Tanu weds Manu ki shayari

Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye

WhatsApp Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Santa learning angrezi

Santa: Yaar banta… “I am going” ka matlab kya hota hai?

Banta: Main ja raha hoon..

Santa: abe aise kaise jaayega.. saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye… answer bata ke jaa!! 😀

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi | Joker

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