Ek Sindhi Bhagwan se Prarthna karta hai:
Hey mere 33crore Devi-Devtaao
Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye..
Bus Aap sabhi Mujhe 1-1 Rupaya de do. 🙂 😀
Top Funny Jokes for God
Waah re Prabhu – Funny Bhikhari Joke
Ek Faqeer tha…
Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye
Aur use kuchh na mila.
Wo phir church gaya,
Phir mandir
Or
Phir gurudware.
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Hindu Gods as and in IT world
Hindu Gods as and in IT world.
Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter
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Santa’s request to God
Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After walking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: “Shame on you God, you don”t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
Student ne ki Bhagwan se fariyaad
Student to God:
Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God:
Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!
The God, A good news and a better news
God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:
1. President of USA Barrack Obama,
2. Chinese President Xi Jinping, and
3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh
“The World will End soon now,” God told them. “You must go and tell all the People.”
Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television.
“I’ve Good News and BAD News” he said.
“The Good News is that we have been Right, there is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World.”
The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message:
“I’ve Bad News and WORSE News,” he said.
“The Bad News is that we have been Wrong all along – there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending the World.”
The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and tells her:
“I’ve Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that God thinks I’m one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World. The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World…”
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