Election Discussions-
Santa: Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
Banta: Toh kya hua…
Santa:
Us din pata chal jaayega ki,
Mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain!! ๐
Top Funny Jokes for Girls
Santa ki khushi ka raaz
Santa: Dr. Sahab Main bahut khush rehta hoon
Neend sukoon se aati hai
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai
Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
Aisa kiyon hai..?
Doctor: Main aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon..
Aap ki zindagi mein “Vitamin She” ki kami hai! ๐
Ladki ne Bhagwaan se puchha
Ek ladki ne bhagwan se puchha:
Mujhe raat ko neend kyun nahin aati?”
Bhagwan ne kaha:
Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar, Dopahar mein tu khoob soti hai!!
Most Funny Facial Expressions You Will Ever See – Video
This girl makes amazing funny expressions, and make them look so different with her hand movements.
Video – There is nothing more embarrassing
Really, There is nothing more embarrassing than this.. watch it.. Its funny!
Behind the Hotness of The Girl
Checkout how to look hot ๐
Girls are Very Smart, Really
Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?
Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10
Girl: kuchh kam karo na plz..
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Apple wala: Achcha aap 80 ke 8 lelo!
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Girl: Thanku, dedo… ye huyi na Baat.. ๐
Ladki ko Call Karke Pareshan Kar Raha tha
Ek ladki ko koi ladka baar baar Call kar karke pareshan kar raha tha,.
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Us ladki ne tang akar wo sim card tod di aur nayi Kharid li.
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Aur naye number se Uss ladke ko Call karke boli .
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Maine wo sim tod di hai agar dum hai to ab parehsan karke dikha!! ๐
(Like to banta hai aisi Smart Girl ke liye) ๐
Mayka – Shaadi aur Sasuraal
When a girl Is in her Mayka-
she stays like a RANI,
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Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai,
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Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai.
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Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai! ๐
Sabse Khatarnaak Jadoo
Duniya Main Sub Se Bada aur khatarnaak Jadoo
kahan Hota Hy?
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Beauty Parlour Mein…
pata hai kyun??
kyunki…
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Jati koi aur hai, aur Aati koi aur. ๐
Theories on Arguing with a Girl
There are two theories on arguing with a girl (Wife)!
If the girl is right,
Be fair to her & keep quiet.
If the girl is wrong,
Be fair to yourself & keep quiet.