2 Ladkiya aur ek Sharabi Joke

2 Ladkiya aapas mein jhagada kar rahi thi

Road pe khade Sharabi ko dekh pehli ladki boli:

Bhagwan kare teri shaadi iss sharabi se ho jaye
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WhatsApp Jokes | Girls, Hindi, JOTD, Sharabi | Joker

Husband Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

Oh!, Killed any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”,he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”

Jokes | English, Girls | Aditya

Pepsi aur Girls mein similarity

Girls aur pepsi mai kya similarity hai…..?

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let me tell u….

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both are sweet and cool,
sabhi pasand bhi karte hain aur
sabse badi similarity ki dono mein dimag ki jagah dhakkan hai……

PJ - Poor Jokes | Girls, Hindi | Aditya

A New Metal (Bv) is added to Chemistry

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror

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Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Girls | Aditya

Boyfriend ka Sapna

Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?

Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! 😀

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Girls, Hindi | Aditya

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkiyo se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .

to,

To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo!!

Jokes | Girls, Hindi | Aditya

Sir Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante

Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??..

Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi…

Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ??

Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Girlfriend, Girls, Hindi | Aditya

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