BOY –
Janeman Toote Dil Se Pyaar karogi
ya Dil tootne tak pyar karogi ?
GIRL-
KAMINEY, yeh bata
Tooti Chappal se pitega
ya CHAPPAL tootne tak pitega?
Top Funny Jokes for Boy-Girl
Boyfriend ka Sapna
Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?
Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! 😀
Girlfriend calls her Boyfriend
Girlfriend called her boyfriend at mid-night
Girl: Hello Dear
Boy : Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
Girl: kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
Girl: bataao na..?
Boy : kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi… socha chalo call kar loon
Boy : achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
Girl: hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
Boy : nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
Girl: plz sunao na…..
Boy : kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
Girl: naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me
Boy : time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi maanegi )
Girl: 12:30
Boy: aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
Girl: tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
Boy : haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
Girl: sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi )
Girl: kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin agata)
Girl: chalo ab sunao
Boy : theek h (beta pyar kiya hai to jhelna to padega hi, ban ja aadhi raat ko Himesh reshamiya )
Girl: yeh waala gaao– adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein
Boy : yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
Girl: toh koi dusra suna do…
Boy : Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
Girl: Gaao na…
Boy sings :
phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri behna hai…….
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka…ishki toh maa ki aankh )
Girl: yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
Girl: hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye………
Boy : aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
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Girl: bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye.. ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab!!)
Ladka aur ladki ki facebook pe dosti
Ladka aur ladki ki facebook pe dosti hoti hai.
Ladka: Hi
Ladki: Hi
Ladka: I think I like you.
Ladki: Same here.
Ladka: Tumhare bare mein kuch batao.
Ladki: Nahin pehle tumhare bare mein batao.
Ladka: Job karta hoon, height 5 feet 7 inch, mujhe music, movies pasand hai….
Ladki: Yeh sab chhodo. Yeh batao tumhari salary kitni hai, LIC policies kitne hai, bank balance kitna hai…
Ladka: Achcha didi, main chalta hoon, bye!
Ek Panga ho gaya hai – Girls vs Boys
Ladki apni saheliyo se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai!!
Pehli: Yaar main to khud busy hoon
Dusri: Yaar mummy ne ghar jaldi bulaya hai.
Teesri: Tune meri help ki thi kya uss din!
Chauthi: Sorry dear, mujhe class jaana hai
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Ladka apne dosto se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai
Pehla: Bol bhai kitne bande bulaun?
Dusra: Kaat ke rakh denge saalo ko… naam bata bhai bas tu
Teesra: Abe gaadi nikaal be..
Chautha: Bhai tu bas bol karna kya hai.. duniya gayi tel lene…!
This proposal by a boy made the girl cry
3 Boys proposing a Girl…
1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this.
2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog.
3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook Account.
Girl in Tears, I’ll Marry You!!
Ladki ki Khatarnak Insult
Girl to boy:
Main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj?
Abhi abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon..!
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Boy:
toh? Bandh tha kya ??
😀 😛
A Biker and A Young Girl
A biker stops a young girl, who’s about to jump off a bridge.
He asks her: Do U mind giving me the final kiss, before you jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest kisses he had ever had.
When she finished,
He said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had.
Why R U committing suicide?
She replied: Macha My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl..!!
The biker committed suicide! 😀
Smart Boy Playing Ludo with a Girl
A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo…
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you
Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To…
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Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!
Getting Blocked on Social Networks – Boy & Girl
Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
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Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
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Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
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Girl : see ya!
Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!
Blocked*
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Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G
more…
*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi’s
forehead.
*Blocked*
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Girl puts up her status :” waiting for
CHENNAI EXPRESS “…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
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Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*
Tu Dharti par Rahe, Chahe Aasman Mein
Boy:
Tu dharti par rahe.. Chahe Aasman mein rahe
Tu dharti par rahe.. Chahe Aasman mein rahe
Tujhe teri Khushbu se Pehchaan Lunga!!
Girl: Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha… Tum Kutte hooo..
#Chop-Ho-Gayi 😉