Girlfriend calls her Boyfriend

Girlfriend called her boyfriend at mid-night

Girl: Hello Dear
Boy : Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
Girl: kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
Girl: bataao na..?
Boy : kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )

Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi… socha chalo call kar loon
Boy : achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )

Girl: hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
Boy : nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )

Girl: plz sunao na…..
Boy : kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
Girl: naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me

Boy : time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi maanegi )
Girl: 12:30
Boy: aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
Girl: tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
Boy : haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta )

Girl: sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi )

Girl: kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)

Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin agata)

Girl: chalo ab sunao
Boy : theek h (beta pyar kiya hai to jhelna to padega hi, ban ja aadhi raat ko Himesh reshamiya )
Girl: yeh waala gaao– adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein
Boy : yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
Girl: toh koi dusra suna do…
Boy : Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
Girl: Gaao na…
Boy sings :
phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri behna hai…….
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka…ishki toh maa ki aankh )

Girl: yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )

Girl: hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye………

Boy : aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
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Girl: bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu

Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye.. ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab!!)

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on Apr 26, 2014