Girl: Doctor, Please mere boyfriend ko andar bula Lijye..
Dr: Trust me! main sharif aadmi hoon.
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Girl:
No Doctor, Aapki nurse bahar akeli hai
Aur
uss haramkhor pe mujhe bilkul bharosa nahi… ๐
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Top Funny Jokes for Boy-Girl
Ladke ka Sachha Pyaar?
Ek Ladke Ko ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Lekin, Ladki Ne Use Thukra Diya
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi!
Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me
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Mummy ko tum pasand aaye
Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye ๐
Boy: Chal pagli..
Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga …..
Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye… ๐
Ladke aur Ladki ki Funny Prem Kahani
Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai.
Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.
Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte
toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..
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Classic insult
Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?
Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! ๐
Girl’s heart is like water
Girl’s heart is like water,
Boy’s heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobile,
Or
Mobile falls in water,
The damage is for mobile only.
Heart melting love story
Boy: I can’t marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who are they to stop you? Continue reading
1 Ladki ke sar mein dard Tha
1 Ladki ke sar me dard Tha…
Usne Apne boyfriend ko Bataya.
Boyfriend Ne uske Mathe pe Kiss kiya Or kaha- Abhi Theek ho Jayega.
Ye Dekh kar 1 Budhe ne Puchha-
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Beta, Bawasir ka bhi ilaaj karte Ho kya
MBA student hugs a girl
MBA student hugs a girl
Girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing
Girl: slaps a boy
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Kapde tight pehenne se blood circulation ruk jata hai
Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehen ne se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai…
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ka blood circulation utna tez hota hai!!
Boy to girl – mujhse shaadi karogi?
Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..?
Girl: Kya..?
Boy: Acchi film hai na..?
Girl: Kutte ke bacche..!
Boy: What..?
Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!!
Moral – Jaise ko Taisa ๐