Whats your age dear?

Boy-What is your age?

Girl-we girls dont revail our age to boys..!

Boy-ok whats your Email?

Girl-Pooja1988@gmail.com..!

Boys samjhai to thoko like..! Warna pogo dekho..!

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Punjabi Munda and Kudi

hindi-chutkule-095

Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…

Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa

:[D :[P

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

Boy looks into Girl’s Purse

One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…

She says.. it’s bad manners ๐Ÿ˜ก

he says.. it’s not ๐Ÿ™‚

She asks… why?

He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!

——–
Typical – C++/Java Students ๐Ÿ˜€

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Computer Programming, English, JOTD | Joker

Ladki aur Bhai-Jaan

Muslim Ladki: Bhai jaan zara hatiye..

Ladka:
Arey, confuse kaahe karti hain?
Yaa to Bhai bolo, ya phir jaan!!

Ladki:
Wo hamare mein pata nahin chalta..
Kab kaun sa bhai, Jaan ban jaaye!
isliye.. BHAI JAAN ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD, Muslim | Joker

Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Muskurakar maine jawab diya:

Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!

Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, School | Joker

Funny Shayari – Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai

Arz kiya hai..

Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Wah wah..

Gaur farmaiye..

Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai! ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD | Aditya

Jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaye

Arz kiya hai-

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

wah wah… wah wah

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

aur

Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.

Funny Shayari | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Aditya

Girlfriend ka birthday

Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha ๐Ÿ™‚

Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*

Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha….
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. ๐Ÿ™‚
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WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Breakup, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Ek Class ke Students ki bekaar love story

Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,

Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta

Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..

Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye

Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. ๐Ÿ˜€

Also Read: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD, School | Joker

Boy trolled by a girl in a park

Boy and girl were sitting in a park

2 dogs kissed each other

Boy – jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi?

.

Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..
kahi, kutta kaat na le. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD | Aditya

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