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06 Jan 2014

Alok Nath Version of ‘Party All Night’ – Aarti All Night

alok-nath-aarti-all-night Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…

Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii
Bajate Raho…Ghantiiii
bajate raho….ghnatiii
bajate rahooo

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night.. [x2]

Jisne Bhi aarti hai karni
aajao mandir ke bheetar
Nariyal fool lekar
khane ko laga hai langar…

Sadda gudgaon delhi ki betiyaan aayi hai
sath me bhole ki CDiyaan bhi laayi hai
Pujari Prasad ke khud jimedaar hai
karlo aarti saari raat Kal itwar hai..

Ghanti Bajegi Loud
To beti Police bula legi
Us beti se jaake kehdo Ye aarti Yun hi chalegi

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi

Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
Party-All-Night-based-aarti-all-night-Song-Lyrics
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

Khulla mandir Guru Dwara
har beti bole ghar nahi jana
Babuji ko tu karde msg
aaja beti karke bahana

Aarti Hori bahot bhayankar
Aarti ke gajab najare
Jee karta hai bas ek baar hi
Kardu mai Kanyadan tumhare..

Ek kunwari beti ne yun ghnati baja rahi hai
ek hath se baj nahi rahi,do do baja rahi hai
Naache dekho kaisi…Mehfil macha rakhi hai
Itti si tu hai nahi..hein?
Sanskaar bhula rahi hai…

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi

Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…

Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii
Bajate Raho…Ghantiiii
bajate raho….ghnatiii
bajate rahooo

beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi

Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi

05 Jan 2014

Alok Nath – Being Babuji T-Shirt Launched

Recently Launched Being Babuji Tshirt

04 Jan 2014

Best Munna – Circuit Jokes Collection

Munna-Circuit Jokes

Munnabhai: Yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai……!!!
is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the…

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela hai, ye Pagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Pagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .!!!

Munna Bhai: Gandhi Jayanti ke bare mein kya jante ho?
Circuit: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Munna Bhai: Akal badi ki bhais?
Circuit: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Munna Bhai: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
Mamu: B.A.
Munna Bhai: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

Circuit: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai tere ko dhund rehla hai.
Circuit: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karne ko.
Munna Bhai: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
Circuit: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. 😀

Munna Bhai: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Doctor log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

02 Jan 2014

Funny Alok Nath Jokes

Alok Nath has replaced Rajnikant and CID jokes and all memes!!

Enjoy these, Like n Share!

1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain”

2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the

3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain

4. Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”

5. Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.

6. Alok Nath celebrated bachelor party in Vaishno Devi.

7. Alok Nath had all senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.

8. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

9. Alok Nath has such a personality that sometimes his wife calls him bhaisahab!

10. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG

11. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.

12. Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension

13. Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.

14. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of the Girl who is yet to be born!

15. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at …”

16. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”

17. Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.

18. Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal

19. Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay

20. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!

21. Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’

Alok Nath CV Reads as:-

Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan

Skills- Sanskaar

Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done

Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

28 Dec 2013

Hilarious Story of Emraan Hashmi

emraan hashmi kissing joke Ek din Emraan hashami ek Bar mein beer ka mug le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha…

Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai… Baat kya hai?

Emraan: Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare Kareena mili. Usko Nadi paar karni thi. Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha, “YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.”
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha.
Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron ke beech kissing ka mazaa hi alag hai.

Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri filmi parde pe kya, tu ro real me bhi kisi ko nhi chhodta!!

Agle hi din Emraan Hashmi usi bar me usi table par beer ka mug le kar baitha hua jor jor se ro raha tha.

Ranbir: Kya hua Hero, Yeh ‘C’ Grade ki Sataai hui Heroin jaisa muh bana ke kyu ro raha hai?

Emraan: Kal fir se machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare ek Angrez ladki mili. Usko bhi Nadi paar karni thi.
Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,
“YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.”
Usne kaha i am ready but kiss ke alawa bhi tumhe aur bhi bhaut kuch karna hoga.
Aur itna kehte hi usne apni nakli wig utari … Mere to tote ud gaye.
Wo sala Justin Bieber nikla…!!

Aur

Aur TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI AATA THA”…!!! 🙁 😛

17 Dec 2013

Aamir Khan ki Solid Body

Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
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Banta – Arey jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha aur phir wapas gym chala jata tha.. 😀

28 Oct 2013

Prasang sahit vyakhya karo – Bhige Honth Tere

bheege hont tere - Teacher - Hindi_joke Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya karo –
“Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye Mera”

Student:
Ye line bollywod ke prasidh kavi Sant Shri Emraan Hashmi ji ki rachna ‘Murder’ ki prasidh kavita “Bhige Hoth Tere” se li gayi hai.
Is kavita me kavi jab bhi Devi Mallika ko nirvastra nachte hue dekhtey hai to unka sabr toot jaata hai aur wo kehte hai “Hey Devi jis tarha tumharey hotho ke andar ka jal tumhari pyas bhuja raha hai, ussi tarha main bhi ussi jal se apni pyaas bhujana chahta hun”, in lines se humko kavi ke kamine evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota hai.
Kavi ke bhav saral evam spasht roop se tharkii hain…
Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko badi saralta se apni rachna me dikhaya hai.=))

24 Oct 2013

Babaji Ka Thullu Conversation b/w Ranbir & Kapil Sharma

Ranbir-Kapil-Babaji Ka Thullu - Comedy Nights Kapil (Ranbir Kapoor se):
Aap Movies Banate Ho…
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho…
Film Hit Ho jaati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai…
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THULLU. 😀

Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya…
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP’s hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila?
BABA JI KA THULLU 😀

22 Oct 2013

Awesome Hindi PJ Shayari Collection

Arz kiya hai…

Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear,

Basically ur concepts r not clear!!

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Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”,

Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao 😀

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Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter,

Ab Hero Honda Splender 80KM prati liter 😉

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ruk jao 1 Aur hai..

Aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,

Didi tera Devar Deewana 😀 😀

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1 last.. Bas yeh wala

Blood donate karne k pehle hamesha Group jachna,

Basanti, Inn Kutto ke samne mat Nachna 😉 😛

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Ye wala last pakka….

Agar Tabiyat kharab ho to dhundo koi chemist

My name is Khan and I’m not a Terrorist

Ek aur Plz… Pleaseeeeeeee

Dil pagal he Pyar me Tere Paaro..

ACP bola,”Daya, Ghar ka kona-kona chhaan maaro” 😛 😀

Ab tumne yeh shayaris apne dosto ke sath share nahi ki to raat me sapne me Ra.One aayega 😀

22 Jul 2013

Different Types of Cheese

Santa: name diff types of cheese

Banta: Gouda …feta…bekhudhi …mozzarella …

Santa: wait a minute …what’s bekhudhi ???

Banta: hosh waalon ko khabarr kya bekhudhi kya cheese hai.

23 Jun 2013

Dollar vs Rupee – Sun Raha Hai Na Tu

Ro raha hun main

Ashiqui – 2 Song fits here perfectly 😉

$un raha hai na tu…
Ro raha hun main…

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