3 Idiots Part 2 – Facebook

3_idiots_classroom joke

Rancho: *Smiling*..

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…

Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!

Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like…
Comment-Like…

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like… Comment-Like…?

Haan Chatur, tum batao.
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post…!!

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Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein…

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao..!!

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh…

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir???

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else…

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!??

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha.

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya…!!

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Guess the song – funny PJ

This one is even worse? (earlier one was this )

Guess which song is this

212

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Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… πŸ˜€

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Guess the song – whatsapp joke

Which song is this?
12.99999

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“tera hone laga hoon” πŸ˜€

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Tum kaise paida hue?

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Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Nisar!

Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?

Nisar:
Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….

Hahaha πŸ˜€ #PJ

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What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song?

What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song..???’

socho?

thoda dimag pe jor daalo yaar…

nahin pata?

main batata hun…

its
“Hawaa Mein Udta Jaye, Mera LaaL Duppata MalmaL Ka” πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

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Sunny Leone ne bataya raaj

Peediya Khap Gayi, pata lagate lagate
Ki yeh duniya kis mitti ki bani hai!

Aur Sunny Leone ne ek minute mein bata diya..

ki

ki

ki

Yeh Duniya Pittal Di!! πŸ˜€

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This PJ will kill you – Bollywood Joke

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If you have black eyes…

Then your name is… RURU

why?

simple re…

Yeh Kali kali aankhein…
Tu RURU!!

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Alia RETURNS

Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .

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Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.
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Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai…. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

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