Maggi aur Tanu weds Manu ki shayari

Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye

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Bachche ko lagi Potty

1 Baccha potty karne khule mein gaya

Waha ek Suar (pig) baitha tha

Suar ko dekhkar Baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga

Yeh dekh, Suar chillaya

“Saadda Haqq
Etthe Rakkhh…” 😉

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Teachers vs Engineers

Engineer, doctor, CA:-
Aaj mere paas Bangla hai…
Gaadi hai…
Naukar chakar hain…
Tumhare paas kya hai…??

Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!!

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Biwiyo ka Mindset

Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain

Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai…

Aur

Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!

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Horror Bollywood films

Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jab kuch
ajeeb sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai…

Kaun hai wahaa??

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Jaise ke Bhoot bolega:
Haan main kitchen mein hoon..
Maggi khayegi??

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PK Style Weather Ka Haal

Mausam ek dun Lul hoi gawa hai…
Bole to..
Sasura kabhi garmi lagat hai, to kabhi thanda…
Kaunho firki le raha hai, hum logan ka..
eee wrong number hai..
ee gola par mausam ka kaunho bharosa hi nahin..
ek to thanda, upar se ee sasura baarish…
hum to confusiaa gaya hoon..
ki saala Sweater pehenun, ya Raincoat!!

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Krishna Aur Radha

Modern krishna to radha..

Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori…

Radha boli…

Jyada line mat mar…
coz i hate love story! 

;-} :[P

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Bollywood Songs for School Life

school-life-bollywood-songsSCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala

TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak

PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche 😀

FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.. 🙁 😛

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Biggest Lie in a bollywood movie?

Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a hindi movie?

Ans:

Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”
and
Feroz khan answering: Surat tumhari..!!

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Funny PK Movie Jokes

Pk-movie-funny-joke-poster

Koi bhi PK mat dekhna…

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Hosh mein dekhna, Achchi lagegi! 😀

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