Wo log mahaan the, jinhone angrezo se ladai ladi thi
hum to ungrezo ko dekhte hi photo khinchwane ke liye daud padte hain!!
वो लोग महान थे, जिन्होंने अंग्रेजों से लड़ाई लड़ी थी।
हम तो अंग्रेजों को देखते ही फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए दौड़ पड़ते हैं!!
Wo log mahaan the, jinhone angrezo se ladai ladi thi
hum to ungrezo ko dekhte hi photo khinchwane ke liye daud padte hain!!
वो लोग महान थे, जिन्होंने अंग्रेजों से लड़ाई लड़ी थी।
हम तो अंग्रेजों को देखते ही फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए दौड़ पड़ते हैं!!
Terrible English:
1) There is no wind in the football..
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
3) You rotate the ground 4 times..
4) You go and understand the tree.
5) I’ll give you clap on ur cheeks..
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7) Close the window airforce is coming.
8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
9) Stand in a straight circle..
10) Don’t stand in front of my back
11) Why Haircut not cut..?
12) Don’t make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
14) You talking bad habit
15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18) Both of u stand together separately.
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!
I can put Coffee in coffee cup.
Can you put world in World Cup?
No? I Know..
OK 1 more..
I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?
Nahi.. ??Ok OK
What about this one?
I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na.. only I m the Best… You are not!
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai…
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
How Hindi helps us saving time and energy…
In English:
I’m sorry, can’t hear u properly, can you please repeat what’s the matter….?
Aur Hindi mein?
hain? (हैं?)
Read More jokes in Hindi: http://sms.hindijokes.co/
Chaube ji ko dast lag gaye…
Wo doctor ko dikhane gaye..
Doctor ne kaha Nimbu ka istemaal karo!
2 din baad…
Doctor: Ab dast kaise hain?
Chaube ji: Nimbu hatate hi phir shuru ho jaate hain!!
Gujarat mein daru par ban hai..
Fir bhi
Raste pe board par likha hota hai
“Don’t Drink And Drive”
😀
Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?
Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.
Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho?
Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! 😉 😛
Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates..
Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe
Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe
Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe
Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe
Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe…!