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07 Apr 2015

Suspense Bhari Kahaani

Ek aadmi ne 6 shaadiya ki,
Par har ek shaadi ke kuchh din baad
Uski biwi ki Maut ho jaati…

Ab wo 7th shaadi karna chahta tha..

Magar koi bhi use apni beti dene ko taiyaar nahin tha…

Aakhirkar,
Use ek aisi biwi mil hi gayi,
Jiska bhi 6 shaadiya ho chuki thi,
Aur har baar uska bhi pati mar jaata tha…

Log hairaan the yeh soch kar,
Ki dekhte hain ab kya hota hai..?

Dono ki shaadi ho gayi

Aur agle hi din hi…

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“Aage ki kahaani sunni hai to
Pehle Facebook aur Twitter pe isko share karo,
Ya 50 Rs ka recharge karwao..
Fir btaunga!”

😀

02 Apr 2015

Are you an alcoholic?

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”

My wife insisted I make the call..

I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

01 Apr 2015

Beautiful Girl at a Medical Shop

Ek sundar ladki ek dawaiyo ki dukaan ke saamne kaafi se tak khadi thi!

Bheed chhatne ka intezaar kar rahi thi.

Shop ka owner use shaq ki nazar se ghoor raha tha…

bahut der baad jab dukaan mein koi customer nahin bacha,
To wo ladki dukaan mein aayi!

Ek salesman ko dheere se ek kinaare bulaya,
Dukaan ka malik ab aur bhi jyada chaukanna ho gaya.

Ladki ne dheere se ek kagaj salesman ki aur badhaya,
aur Dheere se fusfusayi…

“Bhaiya,

Meri ek Doctor ke sath shaadi tay ho gayi hai,
Aaj unki chitthi aayi hai,
Thoda padhkar sunayenge kya?
Writing samjh mein nahin aa rahi hai!!!” 😀

27 Mar 2015

Chor pakadne ki machine

Chor pakadne ki machine bani…

USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90

aur

Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!

Bolo bharat mata ki jai!! 😀

17 Mar 2015

WhatsApp Admin ne kiya kamaal

Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya.

Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” 😀

16 Mar 2015

Ladkiyo ki ek Smile

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..

Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

13 Mar 2015

Chaudhari Sahab ka Ladka

Ek baar ek chaudhari sahab apne ladke ke liye Ladki dekhne gaye..

Ladki kuchh jyada hi kaali thi, jaise ki Ulta tawa… Chaudhari sahab ko bilkul pasand nahin aayi!

Ladki ka baap bola: Chaudhari sahab ladki pasand kar jaao, Car de denge dahej mein!

Chaudhari bola: Bhai tu to car de dega, Agar yeh kala janum hamare ghar aa gaya, to agli peedi mein hamein hamari ladki byaahne ke liye Truck dena padega!!

10 Mar 2015

Height of Attitude

“Height of Attitude”

A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By

Dropping Coins…!!

Use Currency Notes..!! 😀

09 Mar 2015

Pappu in a Bar letting people enjoy

Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
Bar man processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying
Pappu is “The Man”.
When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .

Pappu’s funeral is tomorrow at 10 am

03 Mar 2015

Ek bhootni, Naai ki dukaan par

Ek bhootni baal katwane gayi, insaan ke vesh mein..

Bhootni: Baal katwane hain…

Naai (Salon): baad mein aana, abhi busy hoon..

tabhi.. bhotni ka jawab sunkar naai beshosh!!

Aisa kya kaha bhootni ne, ki wo behosh ho gaya?

Mundi rakhkar jaa rahi hoon Step-Cut kar dena… Baad mein le jaunga!! 😀 😛

24 Feb 2015

Two GIRLS Playing Chess!

Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess…
(Joke Doesn’t End Here)
GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai…
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth!
(The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either)
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Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai…
BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain…
Both GIRLS: Nahi… Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge…
BOY: Chalo Yaar… Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela…
Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge…
BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga…
Both GIRLS: Yupee… Phir Thik Hai…
(The Joke Still Doesn’t End)
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Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai…
GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar… Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Arre Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume…
GIRL 1: Kaise?
GIRL 2: Woh Lefty Hi Hoga…!

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