Hubby : Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai…!
Wife : Namak barabar hai…! Sabji thodi kam thi…!!!
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Pati: Aaloo ke parantho mein aaloo to nazar hi nahin aa rahe
Wife: Chupchap kha lo, Kashmiri Pulao mein kya Kashmir nazar aata hai? ๐ ๐
Wife is always right…! ๐
Also Read: Kitchen se Namak le aana
A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage… ๐
Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!!
Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti… ๐ :-:P
How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife’s Mind for you ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
“I Love you too” (GAME OVER!)
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
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What is the diff between “GHAZAL” & “LECTURE” ?
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How to make a right decision?
1) Pehle dil ki suno
2) Phir dimag ki..
3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!
Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…
wah wah…
LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…
Dusro ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar,
Unhe Unke pati ki maut ke faayde samjhate hain!! ๐
Pati : Kaha gayi thi?
Patni: Blood donate karne..
Pati:
Mera khoon peeti thi, tab tak to theek tha..
Ab use bechne bhi lagi?!! :-O
Husband Jaisa Bhi Ho,,
Awara, Pagal, Deewana…
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Lekin,
Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To…
Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai.. .
Aur Biwi Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke
“Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai”..
Insaan sub se zyada maafi kis ke saamane mangta hai?
Guess,
guess!
aap soch rahe ho wife??
nahin,
Bihkari ke saamne —- “Maaf karo Baba”
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One economical thought:
‘The best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- . . .
“Bol kya khayegi MOTI?”
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Patient: Doctor sahab, Jaldi kuchh karo, mere pairo par ek aurat ne gaadi chadha di.
Doctor ne achche se check kiya, aur paaya ki bahut mamooli si chot hai, par mareez ghabraya hua hai!
Doctor bola: O ho, bhai operation karna padega, Bahut kharcha aayega… taiyaar ho?
Mareez: Kuchh bhi karo, jaldi karo. Kameeni ne mara hua soch kar uthaya bhi nahin!!
Itne mein hi Doctor ki biwi ka phone aa gaya…
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A Pathaan to an AirHostess:
“Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BiBi Se milti!”
Airhostess:
“Bakwas band kar kamine!”
Pathaan:
“Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti!” ๐
Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!
Husband Trolled by wife ๐