Santa Banta ke ghar gaya..
Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola..
Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai..
Banta bola:
Kahaa yaar..
Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!!
Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
Lady on phone
A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:”Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. ๐ก
Thodi der baad
Another call from another unknown number..
Girl:”R u married.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte.. aaj tu bas ghar aaja ๐ก
Funny quote on a husband’s T-Shirt
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
“All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.”
Difference between Facebook and WhatsApp Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION
On “Whatsapp”
Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ?
Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.
On “FaceBook”
Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon. ??
(Status liked by 10 of her friends)
Husband: Thanks for being there always …. so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you ! Will be back soon honey. ?? (Status liked by 15 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law) ??????
Makar Sankranti par pati patni joke
Patni (Pati se):
Suno ji, Makar Sankranti aa rahi hai, Kuchh Idea do, Abki baar kya baantu?
Pati (Kuchh der soch kar):
Aisa karo jo,
Apni chaudah (14) saheliyo ko mera mobile number baant do!! ๐
——– Wish you Very Happy Makar Sankranti ———-
Hoshiyar Husband aur Innocent Biwi
Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga…
Husband:
kitni backward ho tum…
duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi
aur tum newspaper mang rahi ho?
Ye mera TAB le lo….
Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya..
Husband Behosh…!! :-O
Moral-
Biwi jo mange…de do ๐
Santa in a bar
Santa bar mein gaya to bartender ne usse puchha: Kya loge aaj?
Santa: Bas ek beer!
Bartender: Kya hua? Aaj tum kuchh theek nahi lag rahe.. Itne udaas kyun ho?
Santa: Meta meri biwi se jhagda ho gaya tha… Usne mujhe kaha ki wo 1 mahine tak mujhse baat nahin karegi!
Bartender: Phir usme kya dikkat hai?
Santa: Aaj ek mahina poora ho gaya!! ๐
Winter Special – Pati Patni
Husband roz ki tarah subah walk per gaya to dekha bahar bahot thand ho rahi thi…
woh turant wapas aa gaya, aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya..
Aur bolaa “bahar bahut thand ho rahi hai!!”
Biwi (neend mein) “phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai..”!
Chanakya’s Guide for Couples
“If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !
If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !”
Santa, Banta aur Biwi
Banta: Aur Bata Santa, Kya haal, Biwi ke saath kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa:
Bas Mast hai yaar…
Subah jo wo chahe karti hai,
Aur shaam ko jo wo chahe Main karta hoon!
Mother to School Teacher
This is unbeatable…
School teacher sent home a note..:..
“Your son is an obedient & bright student, but spends too much time with girls.!!”
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Mother sent a note back:
“Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.”
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