Main bhi TOP kar leta

Anil ambani- 12th pass..!!

Sachin Tendulkar- 10th pass..!!

Einstein- failed 12 times in a class..!!

Edission- I never worried for exam, coz One exam sheet can’t decide my future..!!

Harbhajan singh- 8th pass..!!

M.s dhoni- failed two times in b.com..!!

Bas yahi wo log hain jo Mujhe padhne se rokte hain..

Warna main bhi top karta..!! 😀

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Celebrity, Hindi, School | Joker

Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt

Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?

Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. 😀

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Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?

Alia Bhatt: Papa aap missed call karke bhi vote de sakte hain, Maine kal DID mein dekha tha…!!!

Beti Rocked, Papa Shocked 😛

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Bollywood, Hindi, Twitter | Joker

Salman Khan & Vivek Oberoi Jokes

Salman Khan Vivek Jokes

Salman Khan and Vivek Oberoi, famous for Common Love Interest (Aishwarya Rai Bachchan) were both present at Narendra Modi’s Swearing in ceremony.

While there are joked floating on twitter for the very same reason… here are some of them to make you laugh.

1) Divided by Aishwarya, United by Modi

2) More than Modi-Sharif faceoff, I can’t wait to see Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan clashing

3) Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan both attending Modi’s swearing in. Instead of swearing in, there will be lots of swearing at 🙂

4) Salman and Vivek oberoi both attending swearing in ceremony. After all it’s ‘Rai’sina Hill.

5) Modi can hold a peace talk between @BeingSalmanKhan and @vivek_oberoi as they are there, will be a bigger thing than with Pak..

6) By inviting both Vivek Oberoi and Sallu, Modi makes it clear that he doesn’t discriminate between those who wear hair pieces and those who don’t.

7) By bringing Salman Khan & Vivek Oberoi at one platform, Modi Ji has proved that his mission of making impossible possible has already started.

8) Vivek Oberoi is invited to NaMo’s oath-taking ceremony.. This is a major blow to Uday Chopra, Tusshar, Harman Baweja, Fardeen, Mimoh..

9) Out of 4000 guests at Modi’s ceremony, 3999 are busy ignoring Vivek Oberoi’s existence. Respect, swearing in ceremony.

10) Strange that Vivek Oberoi didn’t have time to vote, but today he had all the time to attend Modi swearing ceremony.

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Hinglish, Salman Khan, Twitter, Vivek Oberoi | Joker

Top Alia Bhatt Dumb Twitter Jokes – #YoAliaSoDumb

alia-bhattArjun kapoor : MODI needs to get 272
Alia Bhatt : in how many overs?

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Teacher- Tell me the Version of JAVA !
Alia Bhatt – Mar JAVA, Mit JAVA, Lut JAVA, Main Sadke JAVA !

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Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
Alia – MS Dhoni

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Arnab Goswami: Who will win the elections?
Alia – Aam Admi Party, coz its Aam ka season!

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Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Bollywood, Hinglish, Twitter | Joker

Bruce Lee’s Favourites

Brucelee’s Favourites:

Favourite Vegetable: Mu-Lee

Favourite Breakfast: Id-Lee

Favourite Animal: BilLee,

Favourite Actor: Chame-Lee

Favourite Music: Qawwa-Lee

Favourite Timepaas: Khuj-Lee

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Celebrity, Hindi | Ashish

Gaon mein Bollywood wale aaye hain!

Beti – Maa gaon mein bollywood wale ayein hain.

Maa – Andar aaja inki neeyat badi kharab hoti hai.

Beti – Maa Emraan hashmi bhi aaya hai.

Maa – tab toh bakri ko bhi andar le le..

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Bollywood, Emraan Hashmi, Hindi | Ashish

Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta

Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya

dusre kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga ?

Kutta : sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, subah log mujhe marte the….

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Bollywood, Himesh Reshammiya, Hindi | Ashish

America VS India – Item Bombs

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA, BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai….  tumhare paas kya hai?

Indian: Hamare paas EMRAN HASMI jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!

Celebrity Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Emraan Hashmi, Hindi, PJ | Ashish

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