Outside a parrot’s cage in a zoo on a board it’s written :
Parrot can speak in English, Hindi and Punjabi…
Santa decided to check this out..
He asked the parrot :”Who are you”?
Parrot : “I’m a parrot. ”
Santa (in Hindi) : “Tum kaun ho”?
Parrot : “Main ek tota hun”..
Santa (this time in Punjabi) : “Tussi kaun O”?
Parrot : “Teri Maa Da Yaar… Tenu ik vari samajh nahi Aundi… Tu khota te main tota..!!” 😀 😛