Fauj mein ek Pakistani sipahi chhutti maangne bade afsar ke paas gaya aur bola…
Sahab chhutti chahiye, Abbu mar gaye hain
Afsar: Ohh, Theek hai jaao
Kuchh mahino baad wahi sipaahi phir se bade sahab ke paas aaya aur kaha: Sahab chhutti chahiye, Ammi guzar gayi hain!
Sahab ne chhutti manjoor karte hue kaha: Ohh bura hua, theek hai jaao.
Isi tarah iss sipahi ne kabhi Ammi mar gayi to kabhi Abbu guzar gaye kehte hue kayi baar chhutti le li.
Agli baar jab woh chhutti lene gaya to Afsar ne kadak ke puchha:
Aakhir kitne Ammi Abbu hain tumhare??
Sipaahi ne badi masoomiyar se jawab diya:
Kya karun Saahab, Jab abbu marte hain to Ammi dusri shaadi kar lti hain, aur Jab Ammi marti hain to Abbu dusri shaadi kar lete hain!!
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