New India – Pakistan Joke

What a day ….69 yrs back both India and Pakistan got independence

Indians have become CEOs of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover

and

Pakistani have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

What a contrast…… Adding a line to this joke …
India reached Mars and Pakistan still trying to enter India

This message should reach every Indian all over the world…

WhatsApp Jokes | Pakistan | Joker

India Pakistan World Cup Jokes

15th Feb ko hue India Pakistan Cricket Match mein 6th time (in all world cups) India ne Pak ko hara diya!

Usse pehle aur baad chal rahe whatsapp jokes ka anand lein…

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BEFORE THE MATCH
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Koi bhi jeete, main manta hoon ki dono team achchi bhawna se sirf cricket khele,
Haar-jeet to lagi rehti hai…

Aur haan…

Pakistan ki Toh Band Baja Denge !!

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Pakistaniyo padh lo chahe kitna bhi ‘Kalma’
Tabaahi macha ke rahega Anushka ka ‘Balma‘!

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Pakistani Khiladi: Bhai jaan, haar gaye to kya hoga?

Afridi: Abe yeh soch, jeet gaye to English kaun bolega?!!! 😀

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Isi beech, Start Sports ne ek Ad dikhaya, Ki akhir pakistan patakhe kab fodega?
Match khatam hone ke baad, Usi par ban gaye kayi jokes…

pak patakhe cricket joke meme

dhoni india pakistan patakhe meme

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Aur isi beech Pakistan mein
patakho ki dukaan ke bahar
board lag gaya hai…

“Becha hua maal, wapas nahin hoga!!” 😀 😛

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Cricket, Hindi, India-Pakistan, Pakistan | Joker

Pakistan and Iraq’s Tourism Taglines

Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.

Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia

Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be?

Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last.

One more in a row:

Jaha maut hai aapke firaq me.
Kuch din to gujariye IRAQ me.

WhatsApp Jokes | Hinglish, JOTD, Pakistan | Joker

Pakistani Sipaahi ke Ammi-Abbu

Fauj mein ek Pakistani sipahi chhutti maangne bade afsar ke paas gaya aur bola…

Sahab chhutti chahiye, Abbu mar gaye hain

Afsar: Ohh, Theek hai jaao

Kuchh mahino baad wahi sipaahi phir se bade sahab ke paas aaya aur kaha: Sahab chhutti chahiye, Ammi guzar gayi hain!

Sahab ne chhutti manjoor karte hue kaha: Ohh bura hua, theek hai jaao.

Isi tarah iss sipahi ne kabhi Ammi mar gayi to kabhi Abbu guzar gaye kehte hue kayi baar chhutti le li.
Agli baar jab woh chhutti lene gaya to Afsar ne kadak ke puchha:
Aakhir kitne Ammi Abbu hain tumhare??

Sipaahi ne badi masoomiyar se jawab diya:
Kya karun Saahab, Jab abbu marte hain to Ammi dusri shaadi kar lti hain, aur Jab Ammi marti hain to Abbu dusri shaadi kar lete hain!!

Ab thoko like, and share karo!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Pakistan | Joker

A Pakistani Boy in An American School

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School

Teacher : Whats Your Name ?

Boy : Ahmad

Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home.

Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad?

Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.

Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.

Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma’am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis.

😛 😀

Jokes | English, Pakistan | Joker

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