Exam question: How to Kill an Ant..? (10marks)
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant’s Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reaches near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant.
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheenti kya hai.