Horrible English sentences people use!

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. Both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late.. say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6. All of you stand in a straight circle.
7. Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8. Everybody stand lengthwise.
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
10. You talking bad habit.
11. Give me a red pen of any colour.
12. Can i have some snow in my cold drink?

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on Apr 14, 2014