KBC: What if these actors were the host

Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua !

Amjad Khan: Kitane options the? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut nainsaafi hai!
Dhish-keoin! Dhish-keoin!! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab maine uda diye. Ab bol, tera kya hoga Kaaliya?

Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikane – tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.

Raj Kumar: Jaani, jinake ghar shishe ke hote hai woh doosaron pe patthar nahin fenka karate. Vaise hi jo hot seat pe baithe ho woh galat jawab nahin dete.

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on Apr 12, 2014