Santa Called mobile customer care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: Customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Santa: thank you
Girl: main aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Santa: kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Santa: nahin nahi maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hoon
Santa: arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Santa: love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Santa: Court marriage ka expense 10,000rs, Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nahi
Santa: ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai!! 😀
Girl shocked, Santa rocked!!