Santa called mobile customer care

Santa Called mobile customer care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: Customer care mein aapka swaagat hai

Santa: thank you

Girl: main aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Santa: kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai

Santa: nahin nahi maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hoon

Santa: arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Santa: love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Santa: Court marriage ka expense 10,000rs, Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs

Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nahi

Santa: ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai!! 😀

Girl shocked, Santa rocked!!

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on Apr 4, 2014