Two friends Santa and Banta were talking…
Banta to Santa: There is a easy way to get what you want from people.
Santa: How?
Banta replied: Tell people you know their secret.
Santa jumps up and runs to his dad, “I know your secret!”
The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your mom here is $100.”
Santa then runs to his mom, “I know your secret!”
The mom said, “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $150.”
Santa then decides to try it on the mail man, “I know your secret!”
The mail man opened his arms and said, “Come, give your dad a hug!” 😀