Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.
Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?
Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj.
Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?
Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji Maharaj..!
Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?
Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji haan Maharaj…!
Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?
Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho…!
Jyotishi bole: AGLI BAAR AAYE TO.. KUNDLI LAANA.. RATION CARD NAHIN..! !