Arnab – Rahul Gandhi Jokes on WhatsApp

After interview .. Rahul gandhi went home , hugged her mother and said .. Mommy sab syllabus ke bhaar ka questions tha .. 
Sonia: How was the interview beta?
Raga: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took math’s

Rahul Gandhi’s interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days.
Commentator: How is the pitch? Azhar: The boys played well

Arnab: What came first? The chicken or the egg??
RaGa: We want to empower the chicken and give RTI to the egg. 😀

If RaGa becomes PM, the red beacon that he’ll get for his vehicle will
be called LOL batti

Rahul talked of empowering people a 100 times in 10 minutes. And he
has not been able to empower his PM in 10 years!

Rahul Gandhi just told Arnab Goswami that the questions are out of syllabus.

You know how in exams we know very little and try to fit it in every
answer? That’s what Rahul is trying to do in every question!

The fundamental issue at hand is by the time Rahul understands the
question Arnab is on 3th question

Rahul Gandhi has now said ’empowering women’ more number of times than
total women population of the country.

This is like watching 2 different shows. Arnab’s questions and Rahul’s answers.

Arnab: “Would you have a debate with Modi?”
Rahul: “Look we need an alternative. Tap global energy. Empower women!!!”

Arnab: What is your name?
Rahul: Empower women.

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If Stupidity was measured in bricks, Rahul Gandhi would be the great
wall of China.

Every time Congress try to dig a grave for Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi
jumps into it.

Somewhere down below Indira Gandhi must be slapping Rajiv for not
using condoms 40 years ago !!

World’s leading Condom companies are buying rights to the Pappu’s
interview …to prove a point …dont repent later

and the best….

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