Mantri ji ka Samman

Ek mantri ji Gaanv mein Sabha ko sambodhit karne jaa rahe the.

Gaanv ke pehle hi Unki Car ke neeche kutta aa gaya.
Kutta mar gaya aur saath hi Accident ke karan Car bhi kharab ho gayi.

Mantri ji ne driver ko gaanv walo ko madad ke liye bulane bheja!

Kareeb 2 ghante baad jab driver lauta, to uske gale mein dher saari malayein padi hui thi.

Mantri ji ne puchha: Tune aise kya kiya jo tera itna samman hua?
Driver bola:
Maine to sirf itna kaha tha ki..
Mantri ji ki car ka accident ho gaya hai… Kutta mar gaya!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Santa’s e-banking password

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Pathaan ne Machhli Pakdi

Pathan ne machhli pakdi aur Ghar aaya to dekha:

Na gas, Na aata, Na bijli aur Na tel,

Pathan wapas machhli ko Nadi mein fenk aaya,

Machhli Chillayi, “Congress Party, Zindabad” ๐Ÿ˜€

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Bahumulya Shayari by Personalities

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai! Continue reading

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Abu Azmi and Mulayam Singh Jokes after their remark on Rapes

Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav sparked controversy with his comments on rape.

Now Abu Azmi has said that any woman who has sex outside marriage should be hanged, including rape victims!!

mulayam jokes

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The God, A good news and a better news

God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:

1. President of USA Barrack Obama,
2. Chinese President Xi Jinping, and
3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh

“The World will End soon now,” God told them. “You must go and tell all the People.”

Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television.
“I’ve Good News and BAD News” he said.
“The Good News is that we have been Right, there is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World.”

The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message:
“I’ve Bad News and WORSE News,” he said.
“The Bad News is that we have been Wrong all along – there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending the World.”

The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and tells her:
“I’ve Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that God thinks I’m one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World. The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World…”

๐Ÿ˜€ Share it now :-p

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Spoof On Arvind Kejriwal- Cute Expose by Dukhdarshan

You must be knowing about Doordarshan’s “Gumshuda ki Talaash”
This video is on similar theme, Nice act by Kids telling what Kejriwal is doing these days!

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