Doctor: tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: pehle se jyada kharab hai
Doctor: dawai khali thi?
Santa: nahi ,nahi , dawai ki bottle bhari thi..
Doctor: oh ! mera matlab hai , dawai le li thi?
Santa: ji.. aapne di aur maine le li..
Doctor: array.. dawai peeli thi??
Santa: nahi, dawai to laal thi..
Doctor: Array.. moorakh.. dawai ko pee liya tha??
Santa: nahi doctor saab, peeliya (jaundice) to mujhe tha.
Doctor fainted… balle balle balle balllleeeeee!!!!