Jab ghar mein bachcha paida hota hai..
Maa: Iski naak to mujhpe gai hai.
Baap: Iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai.
Chachu: Iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai.
Mama: Iski smile to mujhpe gai hai.
Aur jab wahi bacha bada hoke ladki chhedta hai tab, sab bolte hai:
Pata nahin haramkhor kispe gaya hai!! 😛