Wife: Itna late kaise ho gaye? Kya apni Office waali ke sath Movie dekhne gaye the?
Husband: Kabhi to Shaq mat kiya kar, Shaadi ki pehli raat se hi Shakki nigaho se dekhti hai
Wife: To phir 7 baje ghar aane ka time hone ke baad bhi raat 10 baje aa rahe ho…
Husband: Wo kya hua na ki Ek aadmi ka 1000 rupaye ka note gum ho gaya tha…
Wife: Achcha… to kya tum use dhundne mein madad kar rahe the?
Husband: Nahin… Main uss Note par khada tha…
Wife: Laao jaldi idhar do wo Note
Husband: Yeh lo 100/-
Wife: Baaki ke 900 Rupaiye kaha gaye?
Husband: Wo kya hai ki Jis ladki ne mujhe note uthate hue dekh liya tha, Use film dikhani padi aur Phir saste hotel mein khana khilaya.. Aur apne scooter se Ghar chhodkar aaya…!
Tab jaakar tumhare liye yeh 100/- bacha paya… Taaki tumhari Paani-Puri ka intezaam ho sake, Tumhe bahut pasand hai na.
Wife: Aap mera kitna khayal rakhte hain na, aur Main bewajah hi Aap par shaq kar rahi thi.