Santa ne “Live Radio Station” call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan
Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
R.J (Gusse me) : Haaan bhai haan..!!
Santa: Hello Banto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de…!
Main uper chhat par bathroom mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai…!!