First of all, Lets not spend New Year’s Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year’s Eve.
1. My New Year Resolution to is clean up My Apartment and My LIFE.
2. My Resolution is to spend more time avoiding my friends and family.
3. Removing the friends from facebook who keep tagging me in the photos of flowers, places and pics in which I am not even present.
4. My New Year Resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn’t jiggle when i brush my teeth
5. My New Year Resolution is to remind You that everyone is Replaceable (For Lovers).
6. My New Year Resolution is to do a better job Disguising my poor life choices.
7. Let’s never speak of 2013 Again
8. My New Year Resolution is to follow through with my new year resolutions.
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